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Recently, i have been check all my mail at one go, this email have brighten me up, thanks Praise.

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

Teacher       : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted              : $10.
Teacher       : You don’t know maths.
Ted              : You don’t know my father!

Mother        : David, come here.
David           : Yes, mum?
Mother        : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David           : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother        : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

Father      : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son          : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father      : So?
Son          : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter   : It’s mummy!
Father      : How do you know?
Daughter   : She didn’t say anything.

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Waiter: I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer: Don’t tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

Teacher     : Simon, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his?
Simon        : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

Father      : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son          : That’s why I say she’s no good!

Teacher: ‘Where were u born?’
Student: ‘Singapore, Sir.’
Teacher: ‘Which part?’
Student: ‘All of me, Sir.’

A teacher was asking her class: ‘What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?’
Only one hand shot up.
‘Ok, answer, Joan’ said the teacher.
”unlawful’ is when u do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal’ is a sick eagle.’

Teacher: ‘How come you do not comb your hair?’
Ah Kow: ‘No comb, Sir.’
Teacher: ‘Use your dad’s then.’
Ah Kow: ‘No hair, Sir.’

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
‘What did u get?’ asked his father.
‘My marks are under water,’ said the boy.
‘What do u mean ‘under water’?’
‘They are all below ‘C’ (sea) level’

Not Carnality but Christ. (Col 3:1-25)

“When Christ, who is our life, is revealed, then you also will be revealed with Him in glory”. Col 3:4

Live life that will Glorified His name.

It is truly a great feeling when we can communicate with HIM in every time, everything, anyhow.

Be strong and courageous. Do not be frightened, and do not be dismayed, for the LORD your God is with you wherever you go. Joshua 1:9

Guys and girls, a Journey with GOD is truly a Journey worthwhile to go through.

Here is a small anticipated poem from the 1^st Bible printed in Scotland-1576.

Here is the spring where waters flow,

To quench our heat of Sin:

Here is the tree where truth doth grow,

To lead our lives therein:

Here is the judge that stints the strife.

When men’s devices fail:

Here is the bread that feeds the life

That death cannot assail.

The tidings of salvation dear,

Comes to our ears from hence:

The fortress of our faith is here,

And shield of our defence.

Then be not like the swine that hath

A pearl at his desire,

And takes more pleasure from the trough

And wallowing in the mire.

Read this book in any case,

But with a single eye:

Pray still in this respect to God.

2^nd:

Last week, I was going through a subway tunnel in switching time from Pudu to my place. As I was walking along with others, then suddenly a guy was calling “ miss, miss, kamu punya dompet sudah jatuh” from behind me. In my mind, i was talking to myself, i remember that i have kept my purse in a proper place. I ignore him and continue to walk along side with others. I was alone that time, then i remember once my mum told me that if these incidences happen to you. Ignore them and continue to walk. Try to walk in the crowd, so at least you are hidden among the crowd somehow or another. These guys find tactic to make you off guard, then without you notices, they will take advantage of you..This is one of the tactics of petty thief. I was quite scared but i remain calm so that that guy will not know that I was vulnerable. God was there for me as i cry of help to protect me.

Footnote aside, i felt…pheww!!!! He had lost me, i can’t hear his anymore as i walk faster. Ahahaha…relief =) wee!!!! I hate these type of people, only know how take advantage and not by putting hard work into their job to gain money.

Wehehehehehehe…….Enjoy, Enjoy…muahahaha….SUSHI KING here, I come TODAY!!

hey ya!! recently there this email-circulations in Hotmail. one of my friends send the picture to me. Daniel have actually email this story to me. i believe it will touch those who are reading this.

* Watch your thoughts      -  for they become words
* Watch your words          -  for they become actions
* Watch your actions        -  for they become habits
* Watch your habits          -  for they become character
* Watch your character     -  for that is your  DESTINY

Indeed, there is always a lesson that we can learn when we have an encounter and get to know new friends. There one life lesson that i learn especailly wen you met a new person. “Do not judge a book by it’s cover”.

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I have learned plenty of life’s lession from my friends that i met along my pathway of life.

It is important to cherish every friends of yours, especially those who will stay beside you when you cry.

A frinedship is a link from a person to another and because of that we should treat all our friends equaly.

Beautifully stated….
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it’s harder every time. You’ll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You’ll fight with your best friend. You’ll blame a new love for things an old one did.
You’ll cry because time is passing too fast, and you’ll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you’ve never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you’ll never get back.

so with this, every person should be happy always, as it will effect others as well.

what is your experiences with your friends??

Tell me!!!!!